First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it
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My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid.  She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’  So like, don’t do this.

the same also applies to people who don’t speak english as their first language, people need to fucking realize that they can actually speak more than one language. i am pretty certain people who make fun of others when they speak or mispronounce, or make fun of their accent, cant even learn a fucking language independently
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love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world

like let’s not pretend curvy is a synonym for fat curvy is literally just this one specific socially acceptable way to be fat and I am getting increasingly frustrated about it

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you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight


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I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.
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Only a bad musician blames their instument

My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

(Source: kat-bots)

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me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

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