foxnewsofficial:

i still crack up every time i realise i’m a legal adult 

johnwatsonandjenniferjareau:

do you ever listen to broadway music and think

they just wrote a song about women killing their husbands

and its good

seblaine:

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

(Source: perriespalace)

◢ How do you pronounce “Moffat” and Gatiss”?

sketchlock:

winchesterwolves:

Moffat is pronounced “satan”

Gatiss is pronouced “satan’s best friend”

(Source: alastrionapenguin)

penis2bomb:

p1ssblog:

I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

my-kala:

verticurl:

I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone

The most accurate thing I’ve ever read

fabulousunicorns:

seabsie:

did someone say

cute boys

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.